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When a family moved into a house in Davenport, Iowa, they found a strange device had been left behind by the previous occupants. Fearing it was a bomb, they called police. “It looked very dangerous, but it was not an explosive device,” police said. Jessica Harper, who left the item behind when she moved out, confirms it isn’t a bomb. She said she got the item from a friend of her mother, “an astrologer who believes aliens live under the ground.” OK, but what about the device? It was designed, she said, to protect the house from the subterranean space beings. (Quad-City Times) ...With that explanation, surely the new tenants feel much better.
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