Someone Squawked
Jill Knispel, 35, of Englewood, Fla., faces felony charges in the theft of a parrot from her employer after she allegedly traded the bird for a 1964 Karmann Ghia. How did she get caught? According to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, she bragged to the car’s owners about how she stole the bird by hiding it in her bra, and the people happened to be good friends with the owner of the $2,000 bird. (Ft. Myers News-Press) ...A bird in the bra is worth two in the bush.
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