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Police in Salem, N.H., arrested a man dressed as Santa in a mall after allegedly dropping his Santa pants several times. Richard Mullen, 52, was charged with disorderly conduct after telling police he was “just having some fun with the kids,” said Salem Police Capt. Robert Larsen. Larsen noted that the charge would have been upgraded to indecent exposure had Mullen not been wearing another pair of pants under his Santa uniform. (New Hampshire Union Leader) ...So remember, kids: it’s a crime to remove your pretend pants and show people you’re wearing real pants.
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