Snake in the Grass
Sun worshipers in Queensland, Australia, are trying to get the government to open a clothing optional beach, just like all the other Australian states have. Burnett Shire Mayor Ray Duffy supports the plan, saying the area needs to “keep abreast of the times.” But town Councillor Maurice Chapman is opposed, saying “human dignity would not be preserved” at such a beach. It’s also a safety issue, he warns: “Unadorned worms are preyed upon by birds,” he said. (Australian AP) ...Then maybe the men can wear seashells by the seashore.
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