The Emperor’s New Suit
An unidentified man in Montbeliard, France, looked at his horoscope in a newspaper. Those born under Aries, the horoscope advised, would “rediscover the emotions of adolescence especially in the field of love, where the desire to have fun will overtake the need to build something longer-lasting.” The man sued the newspaper, saying he was a “serious father” and that employers could unfairly conclude he was a “skirt-chaser” and not hire him because he’s unreliable. The court threw the suit out and ordered him to pay 350 euros (US$425) in costs. (AFP) ...Thus, employers can fairly conclude he’s an “opportunist” and not hire him because he’s a moron.
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