Dreaming of a Liquid Christmas
A gang of men dressed up as Santa Claus went on a rampage in Auckland, New Zealand, police say. The 40–50 St. Nicks were celebrating “Santarchy” and roamed the streets, where they allegedly threw beer bottles at cars and people, vandalized Christmas trees, shoplifted from stores, and were generally naughty, not nice. Their point? Contrary to press reports it was not to protest the commercialization of Christmas, said Auckland’s Santarchy organizer, Alex Dyer. “It’s not against anyone,” he insisted. “We’re just dressing up as Santa and getting drunk. We just like booze.” (New Zealand Herald, NZPA) ...It’s nice to know their motives are pure.
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