Step Right Up
Orange County, Fla., sheriff deputy Ed Johnson was sitting in his patrol car, in uniform, when a man walked up to his car and asked him if he was “straight.” Johnson said he was, and the man said “No. It means do you want to buy some cocaine.” Johnson, thinking the man was joking, said yes — and the man pulled out a plastic bag and asked for money. Michael Garibay, 34, was arrested; the contents of the bag tested positive for cocaine. (Orlando Sentinel) ...I wonder what Garibay will say when his cell mate asks him if he’s “straight.”
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