Feeling a Bit Sheepish
An unnamed 19-year-old man in Wanaka, New Zealand, called police in the middle of the night. “He said he had woken up to find a sheep sleeping in his bed,” says Sr. Constable Ian Henderson, “and he was sure it was pregnant.” Police stopped by the house, but “there certainly wasn’t any dags, wool or hoof marks in the bed,” Henderson says. Officers never asked the man why he thought the sheep was pregnant. (New Zealand Press Association) ...Mainly because they were afraid he’d say that he was the father.
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