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A Florida Highway Patrol trooper clocked a car running 81 mph in a 55 zone near Land O’Lakes, and pulled it over. The officer noticed the smell of marijuana as he walked up to the car, and arrested Jesus Cardenas-Gonzalez, 20, on drug charges and several outstanding warrants. As the trooper was putting his arrestee in his patrol car, Cardenas-Gonzalez allegedly offered the cop a deal: if he let him go, he could have “all the guns in the car.” The officer found numerous weapons hidden in the car, and added weapons counts to the charges. The car also yielded eight pounds of marijuana and two ounces of cocaine. (St. Petersburg Times) ...Bad guys so often forget Felon Rule No. 1: obey the speed limit.
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