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This is True®

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by Randy Cassingham

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That’s Not My Bag
A woman walking her dog in San Diego, Calif., was accosted by a man who grabbed a bag out of her hands and ran off. He didn’t get far when he realized what he had just stolen: a baggie of dog droppings. He threw it down and demanded that the woman give him some money, but she said she didn’t have any. The man pointed a gun at her dog, “pulled the trigger on the gun twice, but it didn’t fire,” a police detective said. The newspaper concluded its report by noting “Police failed to find the baggie.” (San Diego Union-Tribune) ...How hard could they have looked?
Available in This is True: Book Collection Vol. 11

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