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This is True®

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by Randy Cassingham

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Moron of the Week #611
“Even the dumb criminals are generally smarter than this,” said Orem, Utah, police Lt. Doug Edwards. He was referring to an unidentified 18-year-old man who called the police to report that his home had been burgled. Anything missing? Yes, he said: the quarter-pound of marijuana he had for sale. Police arrested a suspect and recovered the drugs. And the victim? “He actually came and identified [the drugs] as his,” Edwards said, so they arrested him, too, on charges of possession of marijuana in a drug-free zone with intent to distribute. (Deseret Morning News) ...Though it’s unlikely prosecutors will be able to prove “intent” since that implies some sort of thinking ability.
Available in This is True: Book Collection Vol. 12

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